Apologist...

This isn't good enough. In fact it's being written on a phone, that's how bad it is. As you may have guessed, there is no FriPic. It's getting increasingly difficult to do, but I will try (honest) though it would be easier if someone could, say, shower me with cash or provide me with a London-y creative type job (I'm quite cheap and I make excellent tea). Any takers? Is that a no?