What's A Guy Gotta Do To Get Some News Around Here...?

Life-affirming, tiny horse news now. Born last Friday, Einstein is believed to be the world's smallest horse. "World's Smallest Horse?" You say. "Bollocks." You say. Here's the proof, backed by some fiddly bluegrass.

Aw, a tiny horse.

Yeah, as you can probably tell, there's still no news. What can you do?

Oh no, wait. There was this news.

Ok, so that's not so much news as an amusing picture I was shown earlier. It was the £100 question. No, not really...

It was the $100 question...

You know when they said 'no news is good news'? Yeah, they were wrong.