Hors d'Oeuvres, Hors d'Oeuvres...

Today was a rare occasion where I managed to catch PMQs. There was a lot of general bickering and a nice joke from Ed Milliband about Clegg's crafty fag habit. If I was in there and an MP for, say, the New Forest (this constituency probably doesn't exist), I would have said "I put it to the Right Honourable Gentleman that he can't see the wood for the trees... and no amount of cutting down our woodland will change that." Eh? Eh? Oh, I'm wasted on you...

I'd be rubbish at the admin, but I'd have a hell of a confrontational soundbite.